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I’ve got three boys and they’re always asking about my scars. I used to be self-conscious about them, but now I don’t mind – each one tells a story. The irony is that the biggest scars are from ridiculous things. People think the one on my back must be from a shark or crocodile, but it’s from when I fell off something small in the desert and landed on a cactus; and I’ve got a big one on my chest from taking a pizza out of the oven with no clothes on.
28 ways to make meetings more interesting
1. Discreetly clasp hold of someone’s hand and whisper: “can you feel it?” from the corner of your mouth.
2. Draw enormous genitalia on your notepad and discreetly show it to the person next to you for their approval.
3. When refreshments are presented, immediately distribute one biscuit to each of the attendees, then systematically smash each one with your fist in front of them.
“But how will the critic from The Guardian achieve a confident long-lasting erection?”
Das Racist » Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell.
I’d forgotten all about this delicious little guilty pleasure.
Rebecca Watson recommends you watch while listening to this, and to be honest I can’t fault her logic.
Five Slash Fiction Pairings I’d Like To See
1. Peter Jackson/Guillermo del Toro
2. Nick Clegg/David Cameron
3. Mark Kermode/Simon Mayo
4. Ben Goldacre/Simon Singh
5. Tenzin Gyatso, His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama/Rowan Williams, The Archbishop of Canterbury
